Tuesday, June 1, 2010

her confidence is tragic, but her intuition magic

it's random thoughts time at TBNT!

five words I hate to hear:
- "bestie"
- "tat"
- "taint"
- "crunk"
- "porno"

five words I love to say:
- "fuckerbitch"
- "facetious"
- "lyric"
- "cunt"
- "vase" pronounced with a long "a" sound.


do mosquitoes actually do anything productive? is there any grand reasoning behind their existence? someone, please let me know. because I hate them. I'd really like to just walk around with mosquito netting draped around my body at ALL times.

sexy, huh?


my purpose in life is to answer my one life long question: how do blind people know when they're done wiping?

I'm sure there are ways to do it beyond sight (obviously... there HAS to be), but I'm honestly curious to know what these skills are. do they own a sniffing dog? do they smell the toilet paper themselves? this is in no way, shape, or form meant to be offensive to those with no eye sight whatsoever. it's just something that has plagued my mind for YEARS, so I thought, who better to ask than my lovely readers?

and don't act like you don't look at the poopy toilet paper when you're done wiping... you gotta make sure your ass is clean, yo! well... maybe not for you fancy pants out there with bidet toilets.


I'm really really disappointed at all the recently canceled TV programs. let's be honest here... I'm a TV junkie, and I've mentioned this fact many times on this blog. and it just so happens, that I watched a lot of the shows that were canceled this year already, and some from last year. proceed below for the list:

The Cleaner

Accidentally On Purpose

Cold Case

Flash Forward

Law & Order


Raising The Bar


My Own Worst Enemy

RIP to some of my favorite shows. I love you all for one way or another. you've treated me well over the season(s) and you will be truly missed.

I often think about the origin of letters and words and why they sound the way they do. for example, who decided what the letter A would look and sound like? why doesn't it look like an A, but sound like an S? who looked at a chair one day and proclaimed "this will be called a chair!"? it's insane how much I try to figure this stuff out, and it's crazy if you really think about it long enough... what if all the letters in the alphabet sounded like something else? that shit boggles my mind.


insomnia sucks. between being busy with work, and being high on Ambien by the time I get a chance to blog about anything, I haven't had a chance to get to Wedding Wednesday yet today... whomp whomp. I'm go to attempt to half ass for sleep's sake, but if it's horrible, I'll put it on my list of things to do for tomorrow.


oh yeah - GO FLYERS!

1 comment:


    Also, I think about why words are what they are all the time. Oddly enough, I often use 'chair' as my example too. We must be long lost besties ;)


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