Tuesday, March 30, 2010

riddle me this

I have an irrational fear of being hit by flying objects... more specifically, baseballs and hockey pucks at sporting events. I'm also one of those idiots who, when seeing a flying object coming towards my windshield, I duck. inside my car. where the flying item cannot touch me.


I'm pretty sure that I'm -----><----- this close to having a heart attack every time the Caps play. including right now.


I have a pimple popping addiction. it's gross, I know, but I can't help it. sometimes I rub Mr. MandeeFoFandee's back just to feel for bigguns that I can squeeze. it also helps that he squirms like a little girl every time I get a good one.


when people talk to me about their kids, I automatically think of a similar story I could tell involving my cats. I always compare their kids' actions to something my cat(s) did at one point in time. I'm always telling people about stupid shit my cats do, and how hilarious it was. I don't think anyone really gets it but me, haha.


I am completely and utterly freakedthefuckout by fruit flies.




alright, that's all I got right now. the Caps game is gettin' serious and I need to pay attention. night, bitches!

4 comments:

  1. fruit flies make me squirm. i duck when i see them flying towards me. because that's going to save me or something.

    i also tell stupid stories about my cats and compare them to peoples kids. i wonder what it will be like when we have kids of our own someday. i don't think anyone but me cares that last night, my cat did a complete back flip because she scared herself so badly from my shoes. yup, my shoes.

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  2. Bahaha, Paul does that about pimple popping to me. He pretends to rub my back or whatever but he's just looking for them! Hahahah!

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  3. Too funny! I totally understand he kid/cat thing - I do the same thing thinking about our dogs.

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  4. I defintely do the same thing re: kid/pet conversations. Charlie (my pupster) is treated like a super spoiled kid around here.

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